Hey I'm Evan. 18, yay im an adult. I'm kinda in love with Channing Tatum and Zac Efron. I love T Swift. If you need help or advice, I'm here for you.
I'm the king of wishful thinking.
I'm the king of wishful thinking.
theonewithswag: . ‘
hey man u missed a spot ,
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THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY ,
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
a popular tourist site
Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD
or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer
that face= “I’m gonna fuck you up”
R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
